What kind of double-meaning ‘bat-ball’ poems are we teaching to our Class 1 kids…

What kind of double-meaning 'bat-ball' poems are we teaching to our Class 1 kids since 2006?

Was the NCERT team headed by M Siraj Anwar inspired by Vijaypath's vulgar "Kal Saiyyan ne aisi bowling ki"?

Coincidentally, its Lyricist was Anwar. Composer was also Anwar (Anu) Malik